5 Things I Hate- part 1

As most of you know, there are many many many things that I hate. This will be an ongoing series outlining just some of those things. They are in no particular order because I just don't care enough to organize them.

1. Overly complicated charts

Please punch yourself in the face if you ever construct a chart like this:

No one will read this. Ever.

2. Spam emails that are not only annoying, but also employ poor grammar:

I hate your run-on sentences, Mr. Bonnie Botsford

of Schlumberger Technology Corp.

3. People who are way too conservative:

Come on people, spruce it up a little.

No one's going to notice you if you stay a wallflower.

4. People who use the word "snarky" like they invented it.

Ok seriously, the thesaurus has been around for like five years or maybe even more. You didn't invent anything in the English language- including trendy adjectives. Stop wearing black librarian glasses too.

If these define you as a person, log off the computer and go outside immediately.

5. People who make ridiculous lists for no apparent reason:

Come on dude, no one cares.

So that is the first installment of things I hate. No worries, there will be others. We all know how accepting of others I am...