Let me frame this for you: did anyone see Jaws 3-D? No, I didn't think so. The basic premise of the movie is that the son of the cop/hero, Brody, in the first movie works at Sea World. A (new) 35-foot shark gets trapped in the park and wreaks havoc. Ridiculous, right? No, NOT ridiculous. Feast your eyes on this! For those who can't open the link, the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas has a water slide. Next to the water slide is a shark tank... What happens when an ambitious shark decides to make a break for it? He jumps the tank and hits the water slide. You read correctly. A *&$%#$ shark jumped onto a $%*#^@ water slide. And there are pictures:
Yes!
Double yes!
To all of you out there who think that sharks aren't awesome, consider yourself corrected. In the realm of the implausible, does this mean that nuclear bombs detonated in asteroids really could save the earth from destruction a la Armageddon? I'll let the photos above be the judge...
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Sharks are smart. And like slides, obviously.
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